Vice Squad
Dragster
TV Smith
The Featherz
Latchicos
The Phobics
100 Club, London
Saturday June 28 2014
Last time I came to the 100 Club to see Vice
Squad,
it was the 1980s, the second wave of punk was in its first flush of life,
and the place was rammed with lairy young punks eager to get their pogo
on.
Punk has been
through umpteen more waves since then, and those young punks
are now older, stouter, and a little less likely to get lairy.
But a fair number of them have turned up tonight - plus an encouraging contingent of younger faces - to see this big-value bill, all proceedings to the Breast Cancer Care charity. The fact that it's a charity gig means there's an easy-going atmosphere in the venue. Everyone's feeling the positive vibes, and everyone's up for some good time punk rock action.

And that's what we get, in the form of The Phobics -
a bunch of no-nonsense blokes knocking out a set of rough-edged punker
numbers that nod in the direction of a certain Buzzcocksian wistfulness,
even as the guitarist throws shapes and rocks it up.
Perhaps it's the singer's
white jacket, which lends him the air of a jazz crooner, but the
Phobics look
like the lounge entertainment at the Hotel de Punk - located on Blackpool
seafront,
naturally. That
faintly surreal impression
shunts the band's set beyond the meat 'n' potatoes zone it might otherwise
occupy.

The Lachicos turn
out to be a covers band - a collection of gents of a certain age whacking
out the classics with much enthusiasm and not, it must be said, a huge
amount of finesse.
The golden hits of punk are unceremoniously
walloped into lumpy musical porridge, and, frankly, if it wasn't all
for charridee I suspect the band might get a hard time from the audience.
But everyone's ready to go with it, even when the slinky, camp psychedelia
of The Only Ones' 'Another Girl, Another Planet', is transformed into
a pub-rock shoutalong.
"Space travel's in my blood," barks the singer,
unconvincingly. Oh yeah? Bus travel, more like, mate.
I think it's fair to say that The
Featherz are the first band tonight
to represent the here and now. If the previous bands essentially amounted
to punk rock dads reliving their misspent youths, The Featherz are the
punk rock daughters mis-spending their youths before our very eyes.
It's
a new line-up tonight: two guitars give the sound a big, glam,
T-Rexy blast, while vocalist Danie Cox bristles with righteous stroppiness
and delivers the songs in a shut-up-and-listen yell. The resulting racket
has plenty of punkiness, but there's a hint of poppiness in there, too:
The Featherz write songs, rather than riff 'n' shout workouts.
It's a convincing performace - dare I say it, The Featherz
have become a band. To me, the previous incarnation always seemed
a little like a bunch of fans paying tribute to their influences. But now,
we see The Featherz
making their influences work for them. It's a definite step forward, a
fine noise, and you can't beat the attitude.
There's a brief appearance by TV Smith now
- him out of The Adverts, now plying his trade as an affable troubadour with
an acoustic guitar. That doesn't mean we're in for some twingly-twangly campfire
singalongs, though, for TV Smith thrashes at his guitar like a man possessed,
hammering through a smattering of new songs and some classics from The Adverts'
catalogue.
He's got masses
of energy, hurtling into the songs as if running for a fast-departing train,
and if there's something a little incongruous about his rendition of 'Bored
Teenagers' (I suspect TV Smith hasn't been bored, or a teenager, for about
40 years) the sheer verve with which he slams into the song is a pretty unarguable
riposte.
Dragster are entirely
at home here, in this basement full of punks. But then Dragster would be at
home in a room full of rockabilies, or even, maybe, in a mass of metalheads.
Dragster are rock 'n' roll in all its frayed, flailing,
fucked-up glory, neatly wrapped in a one-band package. They burst onto the
stage in a squall of everything-on-eleven noise, and proceed to rip the dear
old 100 Club to shreds at a constant velocity of approximately 100 mph. The
singer hurls herself around the stage in a blur of tattoos and flying hair,
while to her right the glam-rock guitarist digs in like Johnny Thunders and
Mick Mars are fighting for control of his psyche.

It's a heady rush of rock 'n'
roll go-juice, and it says much for Dragster's sense of their own identity
that they can haul it all together and still be unequivocally themselves. A
neat trick if you can pull it off, kids, and Dragster certainly can.
Right, then.
Vice Squad at the 100 Club, twenty-first century style
- well, it's not going to be a re-run of that 80s gig I attended as a wide-eyed
(and somewhat legless) young punk, now, is it? The 100 Club looks almost
exactly the same now as it did then, give or take a few new photos of old jazzers
on the walls. But many other things have changed over the years - starting
with Vice Squad themselves.
Only
Beki Bondage remains from that early line-up, and she's no longer the ever-pogoing
teenage punkette, shouting out her lyrics in a breathless yelp.
She's now reinvented herself as (or perhaps she's just grown into) something
of a British version of Joan Jett.
She's a
cool, credible rock chick, toting a guitar,
leading her band with a combination of charm and don't-mess attitude, and
with a heavy-duty blues rasp of a voice. Beki is backed by a band of showboating
rock geezers, who are never slow to throw a shape or two and grab some
of the limelight for themselves - but it's very much Beki's gig.
At the
centre of the band's barrelling blam and blatter, she's the visual focus,
the leader of the gang, and she rocks out on the big, beefy modern Vice
Squad numbers - like the thundering, riff-heavy 'Defiant' - with equal
parts nonchalance and gusto.
There's a smattering of early songs in the
set - like the ramalama 'Stand Strong, Stand Proud' (a feature of Vice
Squad songs old and new is a robust do-your-own-thing, take-no-shit
sentiment), and
the band do a fine job of reconciling the frantic, punky-thrashy
older numbers with the more measured, structured feel of the songs they've
written more recently.
But it's all good rabble-rousing stuff, and the
100 Club crowd is very willing to be roused. There's a good bit of moshpit
action going on, and by the time Vice Squad arrive at 'Last Rockers'
- their 1980-vintage nuclear holocaust anthem (in 1980 every band
had to have a nuclear holocaust anthem) there's a stew of bodies down the
front just like ye olden days.
It occurs to me that Vice Squad are
enough of a rock band these days to branch out beyond purely punk gigs
like this - you'd think they could tuck themselves in somewhere between
Rob Zombie and Flogging Molly at the Download festival, or something.
But
tonight was all about the punk, and the punks are all right.
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