Johnny Cola & The A Grades
The Featherz
Hotgothic
Barfly, London
Tuesday April 8 2014
Last time I saw Hotgothic, it was 2008, the band were a somewhat ranshackle electro-duo, and their name was two words. Now there are three of them, they've got a bass guitar clanking and grumbling its way around the drum machine beats, and they've closed the gap between the hot and the gothic.

The result of all this re-engineering
is that Hotgothic come across like a Eurovision Song Contest version of
Depeche Mode. Their songs are cacophonous rhythm-workouts topped by an
assertive yelp of a vocal chant, with the whole caboodle played for kitsch
value. You can dance to their tunes entirely seriously if you like, or
grin along with the fun factor. It works either way,
although the relentless clatter of the drum machine - which doesn't
alter much in tempo or rhythm-pattern throughout the set - does tend to
outstay its welcome after a while.
Hotgothic
walk a rather unsteady line between knockabout comedy and knowing self-parody,
and while I have a sneaking suspicion that they're having more
fun than the audience, one thing's for sure. They're post-modernism in
the shape of a pop group. God help us all.
Now its time to rewind the rock clock to the glamtastic
end of the seventies. That's the era that informs The
Featherz' sound
and style. They look like they've just ram-raided Kensington Market in
a Ford Cortina, and they play it fast and tight and rocky, like a Sweet
B-side. The sound is built around slash 'n' burn rhythm guitar, the
vocals are a Vicky
Fury freak-out. Every song is a short, sharp energy-grenade, lobbed off the
stage with gleeful aplomb and plenty of rock 'n' roll showboating.
The Featherz have fans in the
house, too, a bunch of glam rock aficionados down the front who hang on
every guitar-schlang and vocal whoop. One fan is even rocking a Gary Glitter
look. A bold style choice these days,
it must be said.
But for all their evident fanbase and expertly delivered killer licks, I
get the impression that The Featherz are still a very much a new band.
Their
debt to their influences looms over them like the Phantom of the Paradise.
Their song 'Rock 'n' Roll Star' shamelessly steals from David Bowie's 'Diamond
Dogs', and when the band throw in a cover, it's 'Ziggy Stardust'. They
kick Ziggy around with great gusto, but the song is a no-brainer selection,
in a way - and, of course, the definitive cover has already been done.
I'd like to hear more of The Featherz themselves
in their music, and less of the obvious influences. (Unobvious influences
would be good, mind - how about a Jobraith cover?) But I guess all that
stuff comes in time. Keep an eye on this band, and watch The
Featherz fly.
We stay in the glam zone now, but shift slightly
more towards the Suede-ish end of things. Here come Jonny
Cola & The
A Grades, draping themselves over
the stage like the gang of cool lads who are slightly too old for the youth
club disco, but still turn up to impress the girls.
Jonny Cola himself is suited and
booted, the slightly spivvy leader of the gang - you just know he's the
one that thinks up all the capers and pranks.
The band swing into
a set of chunky, robust, glammy-rockers, dosed with just enough post-punk
juice to keep the sound contemporary.
The A Grades throw in a fine repertoire
of moves and grooves amid the churning sound, and with any other band you'd
expect a certain amount of deliberate pastiche - but the A Grades can turn
on a bit of showbiz and it seems like a natural component of their art.
Jonny Cola is
ever the affable master of ceremonies, ripping out a fine British rock
'n' roll wail of a vocal in his more impassioned moments. But he always
returns to his role as the genial president of the party as the songs crackle
to a close.
In a way, it's hard to watch Jonny Cola & The A Grades without the
thought occurring that Suede have already been there and done this stuff
- but then again, there's probably room at the youth club juice bar for
a few more reprobates to lean on it, sneaking vodka into their lemonade
and leading the kids into temptation. This party isn't over yet.
Johnny Cola & The A Grades: Website | Facebook
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For more photos from this gig, find Jonny Cola & The A Grades and The Featherz by name here.
